June 1, 2012 • 7,214 notes • buttgrowth
thelordofthebutts: ugh: WHATJ WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

thelordofthebutts:

ugh:

WHATJ

WHAT IS THIS FROM HOLY SHIT

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May 31, 2012 • 28,098 notes • vrisfef

 magic conch will i ever be a quality blog

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May 31, 2012 • 7,406 notes • pfefferihipstersparkles

that point in your life when you said “yesh” and “shmexy”

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May 30, 2012 • 21,944 notes • ifyoucarryonthisway

laughfever:

celestial-coffeecan:

segastarlit:

snoopdong:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

W WHAT THE FCKU

WHATS GOING ON ONMFG

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

OH NO HELP ME OMG WHY WHY

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May 30, 2012 • 72,018 notes • noelbackwardsisleon
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
May 30, 2012 • 44,390 notes • corgay
effses: corgay: my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter and their faces jesus Easter is a special time, cheep cheep Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

effses:

corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter

and

their faces jesus

Easter is a special time, cheep cheep

Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep

Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

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May 30, 2012 • 19,790 notes • harry-harry-marry-me
nialler-in-my-pants: odair: aragogs: ^^^^^

nialler-in-my-pants:

odair:

aragogs:

^^^^^

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May 30, 2012 • 76,800 notes • thedailywhat

do-you-have-a-flag:

marielikestodraw:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

oh my god it IS perfect.

the greatest thing I have ever seen

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May 30, 2012 • 37,339 notes • the-middle-children-in-history

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May 30, 2012 • 5,962 notes • iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

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May 30, 2012 • 23,680 notes • laurtobi

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May 29, 2012
Q
Hey :D thanks for following me! I love your blog! I SHALL FOLLOW YOU! Also, if you can, can you tell your followers to vote for me, or can you vote for me on justalittlelaugh's blog? Thank you sooo much!
sreme
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:o

THANK YOU <3 

I shall vote for you! 

May 29, 2012 • 10,339 notes • catholicnun

catholicnun:

reblog if your url describes you literally

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May 29, 2012 • 69,999 notes • mybuddykeiths-choice-ass
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odair:

i’m actually terrified 

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May 29, 2012 • 44,147 notes • thatonemellowbear

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